My cables have shipped from Nintendo. They went out with a batch that left Seattle at 7:44pm on Saturday. My buddy Kris ordered cables the same night as I did and he had the time that they left memorized. He doesn't even have HD! I'm dying over here!
They're gonna come Tuesday at the outside. Monday if I don't accidentally run over any furry woodland creatures while I'm riding in my giant robotic rolling pin... Yeah, I know. Giant robotic rolling pin. I get teased enough about it. It was the last giant robot they had, I didn't even realize it was a rolling pin until I'd had it for like six weeks and by then the dealership that I'd bought it from had left town and, on top of all that, I like to see how many monster trucks I can roll over in one day. My record is six. They're becoming a rare breed, those tasty little morsels. We need to make a big, open field and pen all of the monster trucks in (garishly painted and otherwise) so they can live out the rest of their short lives being crushed by my giant rolling pin in an open field. I'll sell you guys special promotional videos at cost.
Congratulations, you just got in on the ground floor.
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