Obviously, you think it would just be one. One birthday a year. My friend, messieurs and madams, you get as many birthdays as you can wring out. I'm not much of a wringer though, mostly I just am. Mostly I am just full of cake! Seriously, lots of cakes and pies and delicacies that only the heroes in Valhalla could hope to imagine. You and I, we could never even hope of such ambrosia but for this note I've left behind to tell us this tale.
Can I tell you this too? The cake? It was sometimes made of ice cream or apple crème or angel food. I had the Neapolitan of birthdays. It was glamorous. Rock stars and aging actors should only be treated so kindly. Enough about the cake already! The rest of the day was pretty decent too.
Having moved completely around that whole messy situation of the two previous paragraphs, which we shall now refer to as The People's Exhibit A & B, respectively, let's just plain on just move on, shall we?
The following are links. They are tasty for the eyes, but should not be output and further eaten. The eyes and the brain are the only receptors getting something out of this one. Maybe the skin too, in case you get something galvanic going on, but, other than the eyes, the brain (which I suppose includes most of the central nervous system too), the skin and the heart (yeah, I threw the heart in there too, wanna make something out of it?), you will not get anything out of these funny little links.
Links
- Scientists teleport matter about 18 inches to the left; pundits plead for the ambi-transporter that could also move atoms 18 inches to the right.
- If you’re a sweaty, stanky Japanese salaryman and you’re in a rush to get to your salary, stop by this place and enjoy your twirling way through a human car wash. Please go. This is a subtle hint. Okay, not subtle, but I didn’t have any extra bars of soap lying around that I could put in your mailbox. I'll do it later just for laughs, but, for right now, no soap. Sam's was closed; I'll bring you a pallet tomorrow via mailbox. Yes, all at once. If they have a sale on mailboxes at Sam's, I'll bring you a flyer. Maybe.
- French clothier Jean Paul Gaultier replaced one of his size 0 runway models with a size 20 woman. Some more info about Jean Paul Gaultier for those of you who care.
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Formula 1 pit stop style personal hygiene, this is awesome. I think this would work in Silicon Valley too, lots of geeks that don't quite understand the purpose of a shower.
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